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Posted at 10:49pm on June 17th - 34932 NOTES

geeksotospeak:

evilplotting:

I think everything sounds more fun when in cosplay.

bowling IN COSPLAY

at the waterpark IN COSPLAY

having a sleepover IN COSPLAY

eating at a fancy restaurant IN COSPLAY

stocking up on toiletries IN COSPLAY

finishing homework IN COSPLAY

doing jury duty IN COSPLAY

at the emergency room IN COSPLAY

AAAAAUUGH I BURNT MY HAND

in cosplay…

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Posted at 10:42pm on June 17th - 74155 NOTES

lindsaur-gor:

There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would nod and squeeze your elbow or rub your head and you wouldn’t feel like a failure.

(Source: mr-lindsey)



Posted at 10:42pm on June 17th - 331149 NOTES

harrytomlomsom:

migrated:

change the direction of the train if you concentrate

i figured how to switch it and then made it match my breathing ive never felt so powerful

harrytomlomsom:

migrated:

change the direction of the train if you concentrate

i figured how to switch it and then made it match my breathing ive never felt so powerful

(Source: dpaf)



Posted at 8:50pm on June 17th - 93122 NOTES

darnni:

what music looks like

darnni:

what music looks like

(Source: fu-co)



Posted at 8:49pm on June 17th - 25167 NOTES

oliviawhen:

What if sleeping beauty became a knight instead? 

A mini project I’ve been thinking about for awhile. You can find a backstory comic [here].



Posted at 8:48pm on June 17th - 114401 NOTES

eventhorizon451:

my-funny-little-brain-is-boring:

reblogging again because this is the best thing ever

Never gets old…

eventhorizon451:

my-funny-little-brain-is-boring:

reblogging again because this is the best thing ever

Never gets old…

(Source: reapersun)



Posted at 8:47pm on June 17th - 8099 NOTES

(Source: wandaventham)




Posted at 8:46pm on June 17th - 11963 NOTES

osamah:

*slowly realizes my hand is in my pants*




Posted at 8:46pm on June 17th - 208 NOTES

berry-time:

hipstersollux:

satiricize:

mom, dad…

im iron man

the bible says adam and eve not tony and pepper

You missed a really good chance to say “the bible says adam and eve not tony and steve”



Posted at 8:46pm on June 17th - 39352 NOTES

panickyintheuk:

icanttellyouwhotobe:

androcidal:

home-of-amazons:

inthelandoflesbianism:

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy

What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”

THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT

………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery
it’s right there
I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out
but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find
fuck

srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE
maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis
“it’s right there!”
“here?”
“no those are my balls”
“in here somewhere?”
“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”

panickyintheuk:

icanttellyouwhotobe:

androcidal:

home-of-amazons:

inthelandoflesbianism:

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy

What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”

THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT

………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery

it’s right there

I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out

but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find

fuck

srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE

maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis

“it’s right there!”

“here?”

“no those are my balls”

“in here somewhere?”

“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”

(Source: makemecome)




Posted at 8:46pm on June 17th - 69303 NOTES

bowlingforsoup:

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i call these letters the danger zone because if youre not careful you could hit send halfway thru the message



Dumb Homestuck Theory
Posted at 8:45pm on June 17th - 7328 NOTES

quadrangledreality:

Okay, so Jake’s last name is ENGLISH, referring to Lord English who is a skeleton guy.

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And Jade’s last name, HARLEY is also the name of a motorcycle brand.

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And Jake and Jade are related to each other in a parallel universe sort of way.

But you know who is a skeleton guy who rides a motorcycle? Ghost Rider, who was played by NIC MOTHERFUCKIN CAGE.

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So what if Jake English and Jade Harley is just a fucking Nic Cage joke.




Posted at 8:45pm on June 17th - 0 NOTES

don’t judge me?

I am under 18.
I am a cuddler.
I am a morning person. 
I am an only child.
I am currently in my pyjamas.
I am currently pregnant.
I am left handed.
l am right handed.
I am ambidextrous.
I am a little shy around the opposite sex.
I bite my nails.
I can be paranoid at times.
I enjoy folk music.
I enjoy smoothies. 
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I have a car.
I have/had a hard time paying attention at school.
I have a hidden talent.
I have a pet.
I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl.
I have all my grandparents.
I have been to another country.
I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
I have or had broken a bone.
I have caller I.D. on my phone.
I have bathed someone.
I have changed a diaper.
I have changed a lot over the past year.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour.
I have had major/minor surgery.
I have killed another person. 
I have had my hair cut within the last week.
I have mood swings.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I have rejected someone before.
I like the taste of blood. 
I love Michael Jackson.
I love sleeping.
I love to shop.
I own 100 CDs or more. 
I own and use a library card.
I read books for pleasure in my spare time.
I sleep a lot during the day.
I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
I work at a job that I enjoy.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I am wearing socks.
I am tired.
I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt.
I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month.

I have/had:

Finished college.
Smoked a cigarette
Ridden every ride at an amusement park.
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a concert.
Helped someone.
Watched four movies in one night.
Been broken up with.
Been in a car accident.

Been in a tornado.
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep. 
Spent over $200 in one day.
Cheated on someone. 
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Skipped school.
Gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Fired a gun.
Been in a school play.
Attempted suicide. 
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
Used a colouring book over age 12.
Had surgery.
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.
Had more than 5 online conversations going at once.
Dyed your hair.
Had something pierced.

My hair is naturally the color:

Light brown
Medium brown
Dark brown
Blond
Black
Dirty blond
Strawberry blond 
Multicolored
Red
Auburn

My eyes are:

Brown
Dark Brown
Blue
Green
Hazel 
Light brown
Grey

People sometimes label me as:

Slut
Boyish
Colourful
Ugly
Nerd
Other 

Some of my biggest fears are:

Spiders/other insects 
Slimy things
Hospitals 
Needles
Disease
Being alone in the dark
Heights
Small spaces
Small animals
Open spaces

Being alone in general

I have:

A laptop in my room
Good grades
My own car
Parents who are still married
A dog
A cat
A game console



Posted at 8:39pm on June 17th - 9008 NOTES

kitty-maru:

Okay!  

I’ve received so many questions about how I made this arm.  I got the idea from this lovely robo arm and as it turned out, she also used the same base pattern that I had planned to (Edward Elric’s automail arm).

Basically what I did was take the pattern and heavily alter the arm pieces while keeping the hand mostly the same.  I used mostly craft foam combined with leftover styrene I had from a different prop project, and three different size brads (from the scrap-booking section of Michaels). I glued everything together with high temp hot glue, but I sealed the finger pieces with e6000 at the seams to ensure that they wouldn’t pop open in hot weather.  Once I had all my parts glued together, I coated them in about seven layers of Mod Podge cut by half with water.  Once this was done, I coated all pieces in Plasti-Dip spray (it’s a rubber coating that you can get at Home Depot near where the spray paint is).  Since I wanted the arm to ultimately look used and abused, I made sure my spray wasn’t perfectly even - just don’t overspray or you’ll lose some of your detail.  When this was dry, I added the brads and painted over them with black acrylic paint.  

I covered each piece first with silver Rub n Buff - again, acquired at Michael’s.  Then I did washes and dry brush layers of black, brown, and orange with some additional green Rub n Buff antiquing wax.  I started with the idea of making the rust look natural but got lazy halfway through.  

The forearm closes with velcro, hot glued in place.  The upper arm doesn’t open, it just slides on and stays.  I accidentally made the arm smaller than I’d wanted to so it’s a tight enough fit that the pieces don’t slide around.  The wiring between the joints is held in with duct tape, and only attached at one end, so it moves in and out as I flex my arm and wrist.  The hand piece slides on.  I wore a full-arm length glove under the arm to improve the aesthetic and for comfort.  

I hope I covered everything.  Let me know if there are any questions and good luck!



Posted at 8:39pm on June 17th - 3343 NOTES

lcom:

artifactfaecce:

staceythinx:

These were part of a series of Klein bottles created for the Science Museum in London by Alan Bennett.

About the Klein bottles:

A Klein bottle is a surface which has no edges, no outside or inside and cannot properly be constructed in three dimensions. In the series Alan Bennett made Klein bottles analogous to Mobius strips with odd numbers of twists greater than one.

 

STOP NO THIS IS HURT ING MY BRAIN

FUCKIN
CUT THAT OUT



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I'm Patrick. There used to be a bunch of drivel about what the hell i wanted to do in my future, but, nope, shit changed.
i'm single, depressed, prefer male pronouns.
i'm interested in homestuck, ava's demon, and watch some doctor who and sherlock.
i read books.

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