Satan: [appears]
Satan: You can have anything you wan--
Me: LANGUAGE.
Satan: What?
Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
Satan: What the--?
Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.
tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

mrskittyforman:

if you ever see me reblog something as a link please dont judge me im sorry im probably on mobile and didnt mean it

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

image

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)
thenaebyrd777:

castihellyes:

chekov-in-the-tardis:

lokiwholockfactory:

datdarktemptation:

particularscarf:

jakesheadwarning:

May 2016

OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY GOD OH MY- I AM CURRENTLY SHITTING ENOUGH BRICKS TO BUILD ANOTHER FUCKING ASGARD ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

YOU GUYS OMG



RAGNAROK!!! IN THE LEGENDS THOR, LOKI, ODIN EVERYBODY DIES AS THE FIRE GIANTS AND FROST GIANTS FIGHT IN AN EPIC BATTLE THAT WILL DROWN THE NINE REALMS AND THEN NEW WILL RISE FROM THE SEA AND FEW GODS WILL HAVE SURVIVED
Thought you ought to know




ahem.

oh for fUCKS SAKE SUPERNATURAL

thenaebyrd777:

castihellyes:

chekov-in-the-tardis:

lokiwholockfactory:

datdarktemptation:

particularscarf:

jakesheadwarning:

May 2016

OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY GOD OH MY- I AM CURRENTLY SHITTING ENOUGH BRICKS TO BUILD ANOTHER FUCKING ASGARD ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

YOU GUYS OMG

RAGNAROK!!! IN THE LEGENDS THOR, LOKI, ODIN EVERYBODY DIES AS THE FIRE GIANTS AND FROST GIANTS FIGHT IN AN EPIC BATTLE THAT WILL DROWN THE NINE REALMS AND THEN NEW WILL RISE FROM THE SEA AND FEW GODS WILL HAVE SURVIVED

Thought you ought to know

ahem.

oh for fUCKS SAKE SUPERNATURAL

megustamemes:

But why did they cross the road is the question.

megustamemes:

But why did they cross the road is the question.

meladoodle:

when im a ghost im gonna fart everywhere and watch everyone blame each other

napsforlyfe:

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

I thought moseby went to jail

napsforlyfe:

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

I thought moseby went to jail

raggedick:

ashesforjustice:

whatsduimusic:

odinsblog:

#myNYPD

Circulate!

Also called “dragging”

someones getting SUUUPER  fired.

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

sometimesyoureyoung:

spoken-not-written:

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

I actually needed that. 

tehdes:

friendlyaxolotl:

comic about how I’ve been feeling recently

Oh look, it’s how I’ve felt for my entire life.